Talk to DP Forum

Glenn

Post #905 – 19990813

August 13, 1999

Dear Mr. Pinkwater:

While rummaging through my old stuff from back in 1986, I found a letter which I wrote you for a school project and thank you very much, I remember, I was the only one in the class who received an answer from the person I wrote. I took a chance and looked you up on the internet, and by golly I found you. I still have the original letter with all the pictures and comments you drew and wrote about yourself. I am 24 now, with a Masters in Chemistry and continuing my education into the science of the atmosphere at the University of Albany.

Keep writing those books and being your happy self.

Glenn.

Daniel replies:

If you're talking about the Albany I know, it has an atmosphere all it's own.



David Wetzel

Post #903 – 19990809

August 9, 1999

sir pinkwater-

hoping to recieve another response, i write to you again, two years after my original letter. i think to myself, what can i tell this man who has surely heard everything there is to be heard about his own genius books?

well, nothing quite as interesting as one of your books circumnavigating the globe, but something. i was talking to my aunt, who has never heard of you as a writer but says she knows you from NPR. we had agreed to trade books once in a while, to read, since we admire each others taste in such things as books and the like. she gave me the baghavad gita, i gave her alan mendelsohn. flipping through it, she agreed to read it though she was obviously in question of the apparent childlike writing at first glance. she looks at me and says “when did you read this?” i say “fifth grade, seventh grade, and last month.” (ill be a sophomore in high school when the fall comes) “surely i got more from that book than i could from any ancient oriental text,” i say. “if you say so,” she says.

the time passed and we read. since then she has picked up several other books of yours, and abandoned her search for enlightenment in the baghavad gita and other such works. teaching lit courses at indiana university, she claims to have recommended you to students and has been thanking me since. i often give people your books and say “it may look like a childrens book, but its really not.” i even got a lecture from my teacher after pulling off an oral report on “lizard music” to a freshman honors english class that was reading stienbeck and harper lee at the time. lately though, i feel im taking liberties by announcing that your books have higher meaning. in books such as alan mendelsohn, boy from mars, and borgel, do you write them more for the young not-so-average reader, or more for the older man/woman, who may or may not have had a disenchanting childhood and can “relate” to the storys of the children in your books? i was also wondering where you got your basic approach on handling people and influencing others. it seems, through your books, articles, and your replys on this particular mailing list, that you always know just the right thing to say, blending enough seriousness with enough humor to provoke some thought and to earn a laugh. *how do you do it*?

oh and one more question: “how do you get your ideas” (im only kidding with that one).

well, mr pinkwater, thank you for your time in reading this, ill be pleased to see a reply, if you find more time. at any rate, it has been real.

-david wetzel

Daniel replies:

They are kids' books. Kids read them. They are written for kids to read, and published by children's publishers. Adults may read them if they like--I don't care. As far as containing a message, let alone wisdom, or any kind of subtext, I deny that they do...or if they do, it's by accident, and not my fault. Most probably you're experiencing the effect of any well-executed work of art, that is, it has an inner organization that may concentrate your mind, which is probably why it gives pleasure. Thus concentrated, you begin to see how things relate, and attribute meaning and intent the work of art may not have.



Noah Welch

Post #904 – 19990809

August 9, 1999

Dear Daniel Pinkwater,

you are the best author ever. Although I have only read about 7 of your books, they have all been so great they put tear in my eyes. I am rereading Lizard Music at the moment. I also think Alan Mehdolsohn was so good that you should write a second. I am at my Grandma’s house and that is why my name is different than the one on the top.

Sincerely,

Noah Welch,age 8

Daniel replies:

Stand by, Noah...more stuff is getting published!



John D. Craig

Post #902 – 19990808

August 8, 1999

Hello, Over the past years I have heard you telling great stories about food. I rember one about sausages(Chicago style of course) and some stripmall eatery that really thrilled you. How would it be possable to hear these again or obtain copies. i have wanted to follow the culinary path you described; thought it could make a fun road trip. Thanks for everything!

john

Daniel replies:

If you eat all the stuff I write about you will probably die. The guy with the Chicago-style hot dog stand He ate what he sold. I have eaten maybe a total of 50 of the things in my whole life, and when I lived in Chicago, fewer than a dozen. Here is a good sandwich that will not cause your death:

  • Tofu Pup (tm), or any soy-vegetarian hot dog, grilled.
  • Bun
  • Slice of kosher, half-sour, or deli-pickle
  • Slices of nice tomato
  • Red onion, slices or chopped
  • Mustard AND catsup
  • Celery salt

Assemble and eat

.....you'll see.



Bosco

Post #901 – 19990805

August 5, 1999

I HAVE read the other half: Mush, Fat Men from Space, The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death (Baconburg is on my list to read soon), Slaves of Spiegel, Alan Mendelsohn, Boy from Mars, Borgel, ALL the Blue Moose books, ALL the Magic Moscow books, The Last Guru, the Worms of Kukumlima, Lizard Music, the Frankenbagel Monster, The Hoboken Chicken Emergency, and probably another hundred but I forgot the titles.

You are the best author in the universe.

Bosco

Daniel replies:

Well, yes....I am. I just wanted to get you to say it. Thank you.



Adena Galinsky

Post #899 – 19990803

August 3, 1999

This isn’t a question, just me saying thank you for such a nice answer. I really expected you to just write something funny and not address my questions. I really appreciate that you took the time to write what you did.

I also wanted to tell you that I just found out that Weird Al has a degree in architecture. I’ve added him to the list of cool artists who don’t do architecture or art but who studied it.

Daniel replies:

Sometimes I give nice answers. It keeps the questioners on their toes. Have you considered that people who start out in the visual arts come to realize that the materials for authoring are far less expensive? One can easily develop an $8 a sheet paper habit, and then where are you?



Walter Hogan

Post #898 – 19990803

August 3, 1999

Dear Mr. Pinkwater,

Please, who is Ken Kelman? And if he is a real person, did he actually have authorial involvement in The Confessions of Pinkwater?

Regarding Sherlock Holmes — First, I recently came across your wife’s book The Disappearance of Sister Perfect, which, your fans and hers may be interested in hearing, has a Sherlockian angle. A couple of things I especially liked about that book: the bag lady who wouldn’t leave without her parakeet, and the unremittant, unrepentent nastiness of Myra. I loved it that Myra didn’t undergo a phony transformation into a nice person.

Last, many of your fans may also be unaware that you wrote a hilarious Sherlock Holmes spoof, “Journal of a Ghurka Physician,” for Marvin Kaye’s Sherlockian anthology, The Game is Afoot (St. Martin’s, 1994.) I think it’s one of your most brilliant pieces. Have you done any other short stories for books edited by others?

Thanks,

Walter Hogan

Daniel replies:

1. He wrote it, if that's what you mean. 2. Jill is greater than I. 3. No.



Dave Crockett

Post #900 – 19990803

August 3, 1999

Dear Mr. Pinkwater,

While driving home from a wedding in Washington State, somewhere near Boise, Idaho, we were listening to NPR and a great story was told, er, read. The story was regarding Mush, the Dog from Outer Space. It was pure delight. We have since tried to locate the book and have not been successful. Could you help us in this matter.

Thank you.

Grace and Peace,

Dave Crockett

Daniel replies:

""Mush, a Dog From Space,"" was published by Atheneum, a division of Simon and Schuster. The sequel, also read on Chinwag Theater, was never published. An excellent internet bookseller/finder is Cattermole 20th Century Children's Books. http://www.cattermole.com and books@cattermole.com They seem to be able to get anything, and they do not charge outrageously.



Bosco

Post #897 – 19990731

July 31, 1999

Dear fat man from space,

My name is Bosco. I think you should write a book about a disco beaver from planet X who invades Spiegel.

Can you please send us drawings of the following characters in “Lizard Music”?:

  1. the Chicken Man
  2. Shane Ferguson
  3. the Lizard Band
  4. Victor
  5. Reynold, Reynold and Reynold
  6. Raymond and Raymond
  7. Claudia

Plus, I’m not just some dorky kid who stumbled across this web site and happened to read “Lizard Music.” I’ve read like maybe half the books you wrote.

Thank you.

Toodle-oo.

p.s. “NO MORE MEAT!!!!!”

Daniel replies:

Why haven't you read the other half?



Madeline

Post #896 – 19990730

July 30, 1999

i’m hoping you can help…..

i received my b.s. in children’s lit and i really hoped to continue at grad school in the same subject. my hopes were to attend a school on the east coast, but i went there for a conference and soon found that i was very uncomfortable there. the conference, however, was incredible (cormier, lowry, wells, meddaugh, gantos, and others) and it only sparked my interest in children’s lit more. but i lack direction! i keep thinking that you are the one who would know what to do. there are only 4 other schools i know of that offer a grad degree in children’s lit, and one of them only offers it in he summer (for 3-5 years!). should i forego school and focus on some other outlet to continue learning and feeding off of lit? if so, what? i’m really serious about this, and i’m also serious in saying that it’s nearly impossible for me to find someone to help me along the path (i live in northern michigan — so if i want help with direction i have squirrels and fish….they don’t come in handy for this particular dilemma).

i appreciate any advice you may have.

thank you so much,

madeline

Daniel replies:

What do people do with advanced degrees in children's literature, and why do you want one? What do you do with your bachelor's degree? I can't advise you, really. My interest in the field is completely subjective and personal, disorganized and non-methodical, and I plan to keep it that way. I have a degree in Art from Bard College, and if I had it to do over again, I think I'd rather have done History or something like that...the four or five things I found out about art between the ages of 17 and 22, I probably would have found out anyway.



Adena Galinsky

Post #895 – 19990728

July 28, 1999

Dear Mr. Pinkwater,

I just read 5 Novels and loved them and cannot believe that I didn’t hear about you and your books when I was in junior high (I’m 22 now)! When my network was spreading the word about Douglas Adams and Monty Python, why didn’t your name come up? I think you need to do more advertising. (just kidding)

There are two things I noticed that I wanted to ask you about:

1. The novels in 5 Novels seem to fall into two categories: those in which everything is presented very ambivalently (a lot of “sort of” and”kind of” and “mostly” etc) and those in which everything is presented in hyperbole and huge gestures and overstatement. Do you choose a style for each book before you start? The first kind seems more realistic, of course, while the second is fun in the way that riding a bike too fast down a hill is fun. I guess this isn’t really a question.

2. I’ve been noticing that a lot of my favorite authors (the one who write the books I consider magical) are also talented graphic artists: Ellen Raskin illustrates, Arundhati Roy was an architect, and now you were an artist before you were a writer. I’d really like to write kids books, but I can’t draw at all (and produce results anyone would want to look at more than once). Do you think I still have a chance?

sincerely,

Adena Galinsky

P. S. How long does it take you to write a book? If you don’t have a standard length, can you give examples for a few books?

Daniel replies:

Maybe you weren't ready to read my stuff earlier. Timing is important. I hate and despise Walt Disney because his company made a stupid cartoon Wind in the Willows which eclipsed the book, and I didn't get to read it until I was 22. On the other hand, I knew people in college who'd read Moby Dick and the Iliad in their fancy prep schools, and never got excited about those books.

Characters I have narrate are often tentative and colloquial. When the voice is bombastic and conceited-sounding it's me. I started studying art, not thinking I had the least talent, because I had an idea I'd learn things that might help me be a good writer. Before long I forgot all about writing...for a number of years. People I've met who always knew they wanted to write, and studied nothing but writing, and persisted and persisted, have been handicapped by being completely uninteresting as people and writers. Learning to be a dog trainer has been just as helpful as learning to do art. And I never did have any talent--but it's possible to fake it if you're smart.



Jeff L.

Post #894 – 19990727

July 27, 1999

> how’d you manage to name one of your characters (Hodi macBodhi) after a line out of one of his nonsense songs?

After a small bit of unpaid research, I surprisingly found that you can hear this song on the internet, it’s on the album by Slim Gaillard called “Laughing In Rhythm,” and the song track 8, called “Laughing In Rhythm,” and there’s a RealAudio clip on the www.amazon.com/ website, in which you can clearly hear him say (recorded around the “turn of the 1950s,” they claim) say “Hodi MacBodhi” (although it sounds a bit more like “hoti mac body” to me, but then I hear the word “Tao” is pronounced more as if we would spell it “Dao”, so that may work both ways.

The album’s at: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ts/music-glance/B0000046T6/qid=933106957/002-9751612-6393222

Or you can jump directly to the song at: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/eras/ B0000046T6001008/002-9751612-6393222

— Jeff L.

PS: Haha, fooled you, I made all that up, I suspect the earlier poster did as well, and Slim Gaillard is completely fictional.

Daniel replies:

Nobody is _completely_ fictional. In Latin, Hodie would be pronounced ho-dee-ay, and it means ""today?""



Adam Selzer

Post #893 – 19990725

July 25, 1999

I have finally procured a copy of “The Education of Robert Nifkin.” “Finally,” I thought. I read it all in one sitting. “Finally. Exactly. Beautiful,” I thought. Has any of the Chicago you describe in this book survived 4 decades of “progress?”

thanks

Daniel replies:

Finally? Finally? Exactly? Beautiful? What are you talking about? Am I done? Was Robert Nifkin it? Can I stop with literature now and write stuff that will make me a buck? Last time I was in Chicago, I was in a bookstore over near the Biograph Theater where Dillinger was shot...bookstores, cafes, theaters, happy people...when I lived in Chicago there was nothing in that neighborhood but guys in steel-toed shoes, waiting for the bus.



Portner

Post #892 – 19990723

July 23, 1999

I asked before about how you are connected to Dada Ducks and you asked me why. Here’s the answer. My brother-in-law is an artist. He draws a duck that he calls Dada Duck and wants to make a website. We were checking to see if there were any websites already titled Dada Duck. So, you didn’t answer my question and I answered yours. Your turn!

Daniel replies:

The Wild Dada Ducks is a fictional club. Certain books of mine are about the members of the Wild Dada Ducks. Also certain people who are not, (as yet), characters in books of mine seem to belong to the Wild Dada Ducks. These people may or may not be fictional. Such a person would be a Wild Dada Duck. I don't know of any actual feathered ducks belonging to the club, but I am hardly in a position to limit membership, (or readership), to humans.

If your brother-in-law makes a dada duck website, link it here.



Bob Pederson

Post #891 – 19990717

July 17, 1999

Not too many weeks ago you were on weekend edition and talked and read from a “children’s book” with brilliant rhymes and images. I cannot remember the name or the author. I kind of inferred that the author was you using a pen name but that might just be me. Please! what was the name of the book? Thank you.

Daniel replies:

You're not the first to suspect that it was really me, and not Calef Brown, who wrote POLKA BATS AND OCTOPUS SLACKS...which does give me an idea. But the highly talented poet is Brown, not Pink. Buy the book. Let someone make a dollar, even if it isn't Captain Pinky.



1 181 182 183 184 185 210
Submit a message
  • September 2025
  • August 2024
  • October 2022
  • January 2022
  • November 2021
  • October 2021
  • November 2020
  • October 2020
  • September 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • November 2019