Daniel replies:
Arf, arf...very punny. Fleas don't send us any more howlers like those.
Dear Mr. Pinkwater,
Hi! I wrote you a smailmail fan letter a few years ago, and I am still a big fan of yours! I just received these silly dog puns in an email and thought you might get a chuckle from them.
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All the best,
Anne Claire Broughton
Arf, arf...very punny. Fleas don't send us any more howlers like those.