April 12, 1999

Post #826 – 19990412

I am writing a paper on your contribution to Young Adult Literature. I just wanted to know, is it true you were raised by rhinoceri? I love your work and I want to be just like you when I don’t grow up.

While I’m at it , when did you say “The Afterlife Diet” would be reissued?

Daniel replies:

Soon. Any time now. I haven't heard lately. Maybe already. I don't know. I was raised by geese, or possibly swans, or maybe ducks. Some kind of barnyard fowl. I am said to own a pair of pet rhinos. Is it true?