Rachel Reynolds

November 2, 2002

Post #1565 – 20021102

My dear sir,

I am a long time admirer. I must beg one question to you. Please answer sincerely, I am truly desperate:

Is Robert Nifkin single, and where can I get a hold of him???

~A desperate teen in Portland, Oregon

Daniel replies:

You see...Robert Nifkin is a fictional character. In real life, he'd be just a little more of an idiot, and you'd have to civilize him and train him yourself. However, if RN is your idea of a suitable catch, you should have a fairly successful time of it.