James ""Kibo"" Parry

December 17, 2001

Post #1409 – 20011217

Dear Mr. Pinkwater,

I just wanted to say that you’re cooler than if Fonzie had a fleet of zeppelins. They should put a little plastic version of your head on a Pez dispenser. Thousands of bulldozers should be dispatched to reshape a continent in your image.

If someone put you in charge of the NBC TV network, how would you destroy the medium of television as we’ve known it?

Daniel replies:

More or less the same way I destroyed National Public Radio and the publishing industry.