James ""Kibo"" Parry

December 17, 2001

Dear Mr. Pinkwater,

I just wanted to say that you’re cooler than if Fonzie had a fleet of zeppelins. They should put a little plastic version of your head on a Pez dispenser. Thousands of bulldozers should be dispatched to reshape a continent in your image.

If someone put you in charge of the NBC TV network, how would you destroy the medium of television as we’ve known it?

More or less the same way I destroyed National Public Radio and the publishing industry.