Daniel replies:

I'm sorry, but publishers aren't allowed here. We have children using this forum, who need to be protected--and a wide variety of disordered personalities: people who think they are other people, or several people, or articles of furniture, or Bayonne, New Jersey. I believe we have some attorneys even. But a line must be drawn somewhere. If you feel the need to post, I suggest simonsays.com where no one will see it.