Alex Kasprak
October 16, 1998
Post #758 – 19981016
You are the funniest author I have ever read. We have exactly the same sense of humor. Could you send me a funny paragraph story with the following words: parrot, post office, aquaglow, beeblebork.
Thank you. I will look forward to your paragraph story.
Sincerely,
Alex Kasprak
Daniel replies:
Having just made love under water, we were enjoying the aquaglow, when the phone rang. It was the Postmaster, B.B.LeBork, who said, ""We're down here at the post office, and your parrot has arrived by 4th class mail. It appears to be dead.""
""Maybe it's just pining for the fjords,"" I said.
