QT Henric

January 1, 1997

I’m interested in plagiarizing several of your earlier works and fleeing the state before the proper authorities find out. Unfortunately, I don’t believe I’ve had enough schooling, yet, and I think I would bungle the whole thing miserably, embarrassing not only myself but my mother and my mailman. Could you suggest a good school and/or escape route?

Oh yes, I love your books, particularly the binding. Glorious binding, sir.

Quite right--if you'd had enough schooling, you wouldn't want to.