Sandra Allison

January 1, 1997

My Dear Mr. Pinkwater,

I may call you me dear, may I not? I have been reading you book, The afterlife Diet, and can barely wait for Chapter 35 to appear. It’s sort of magical giggles online.

Please rush further installments, am especially interested in the Pinkwadder and his craft. Although I do find Milton quite attractive.

It is for me to call you dear, dear reader.