Hank Conner

January 1, 1997

Mr. Pinkwater,

Three cheers (maybe even more) for the young man [Ed.–thanks!] that put this site together. He made it possible for us to read even more Pinkwaterisms in the form of your replies to Web surfers’ questions. I fear, however, he might be guilty of addicting you to this dreadful habit of staring, for hours on end, at a cathode ray tube. Keep on staring! There are thousands of us fellow addicts out here.

Like I haven't been staring at a cathode ray tube or one sort of another for years and years, like I have a life, like I'm any different from you.