Ben

January 1, 1997

Mr. Pinkwater:

I listen to your oddball and sometimes clever commentaries, but what disturbs me most about you is your brief bio given by NPR after each shpiel, which says “…Daniel P-water comes to us from the Hudson River Valley.” As a geography freak, I’ve been dying to find out what town in the Valley you sign off from — the Nyacks? Tappanzee?, Poughkeepsie?, Albany? … Thanks, Ben

I revealed which town just the other week. Guess you weren't listening. Guess you'll never know now.