Wendy

January 1, 1997

Dear Esteemed and Honored Mister Pinkwater:

I was pleased to see your photographic image. Despite your suggestion to the contrary, you are a handsome and distinguished-looking person. Tightly packed brain cells, cleverness, professional discipline and pleasing countenance. . . and dogs. You are my ideal. Thank you.

So, do you think if Ed and I were to market a ceramic dog-biscuit caddy in my image you'd be interested in ordering? You're my ideal too. Thanks for the kind message.