Karen Chauss

January 1, 1997

Post #529 – 19970101

Dear Mr. Pinkwater:

My husband and I don’t have any dogs right now. But we are planning to get some. We’d like to name them as follows:

  • Elvis
  • Jesus
  • Kevin Shapiro

Would this offend you? Do you think it would offend anyone? How come?

Daniel replies:

I'm not sure it's a good idea to get three dogs all at once. It would be three against two. My dogs are named Jacques-Amo- Pooch-Cini, Maxine and Lulu. Each is offensive in its way.