Daniel replies:

I am enjoined by federal statute against sending the recipe for green death chili over the internet, on phones lines, or through the mail. It is also against the law to write it down, speak it, communicate it through signs, gestures, diagrams or rebuses, except in the state of Tennessee, where it can be scratched in the dirt with a stick, in the presence of adults without criminal records, provided it is rubbed out again at once.