September 5, 2016

Post #4312 – 20160905

hi Mr. Pinkwater,
You might like to know that another "piggie" sea monster was recently documented, not in Lake Ontario, but in Fraser River (British Columbia). Unfortunately, it appears that neither the Flying Dutchman, nor Professor Ambrose McFwain were available for comment:

Daniel replies:

When I was in college, I used to sit at night by the edge of the Hudson River, near which I still live, and listen to the sturgeon at play. They would leap out of the water and smack down with a mighty splash. It was said there were 10-footers, but I never saw one other than smoked, sliced, and behind glass in a deli.