April 10, 2008

Post #2390 – 20080410

I am but a mere banana. I exept nothing but the truth,so tell me the exact date you married your wife.Eat your Meow flakes,worship gorillas, save the chickens. Good bye. Could you publish that line in one of your books.

-Friggle,the Banana

Daniel replies:

Bananas are the backbone of America. You are not mere. Truth excepted, I married my wife after exactly 38 dates. Meow Flakes. The only thing that could prevent me from using that line in a forthcoming book would be that I forget.