April 2, 2008

Post #2387 – 20080402

I am a student at a k-8 school and al of my frends and teachers love your books.The people who I don’t like also like your books.Will you please come to my school?

Daniel replies:

No, I will not come to your school. Schools smell funny, and the little kids are full of germs. If you want, you can send me a cassette with questions, and and blank cassette, and a pre-paid return mailer, and I will record the questions and my replies on the blank cassette and send it back. This will be better than me coming there in so many ways. Or you can write your questions to me in an email, and I can email back answers, or even record and email an Mp3 file to you. No charge for this--but if I came to your school I would expect thousands of dollars.