Thank you Mister Pinkwater for taking the time to read my letter. I was wondering if you would take the time out of your busy schedule to attend my class’ eighth grade graduation. I know that this might be hard for you, but we would be extremely honored if you would speak as our guest speaker. The graduation is on June 15, 2006 at 7:00 p.m. at 4991 Southside Rd Hollister, California. I really hope that you are able to come. Although we cannot pay for any of your expenses or for your time (except for a piece of cake or two), it would be great to have an interesting speaker at our graduation instead of a usual boring one.
The reason I am asking you is because I have read many of your books and I have realized that you are extremely funny and would make graduation interesting. I would like to hear your words of advice, and I am sure my class would too. Seeing as you write books for people of all ages, I am sure the adults would like to hear what you have to say as well. I cannot thank you enough.
Obviously, it's too far for me to actually speak at your graduation, but if you were to make a reasonably lifelike statue of me, I could send you an audio cassette with my remarks, and probably hardly anyone would know the difference.
