Steven J DeYoung

November 22, 2005

Have you ever considered the possibility that “Cool Hand Luke” would be more compelling, if it were about a metallurgist, sent to an Inuit village to do community service, to repay massive Girl Scout cookie debt? Is “minty” a mood?

I don't know how you found out the plot of my current work-in-progress, but I assure you I am taking steps. And don't try to deflect my vengence with trying to be cute. You're in trouble.