Kerry Stamey

September 5, 2004

Dear Mr. Pinkwater:

I have been traveling a lot due to health reasons lately, and I was pleased to hear [in Atlanta Airport] what I believe is your voice gently reminding me to watch my bag. Am I correct, was that you? It was very pleasant and sure made my day go a little better, almost comforting to hear a friendly voice while wating for yet another delay.

What? Someone is imitating my voice, and telling people to watch their bags? Am I entitled to a royalty for this? Why didn't they hire me? I'm sure I work cheaper than that imposter.