Fat Men From Space

January 3, 2002

Master,

You have written books about us in your planet’s languages , and our planet’s master, he who loves junk food of assorted types, wants to read because he had gotten a tummyache, as you say in your language, and is tired of stuffing his face with junky, sweet, unhealthy, bad-for -you , fattening foods.

Writing on this new “E-mail” is difficult from our planet because there aren’t any laptops around.

write back………. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Fat Men From Space

I know how it is. I haven't had a lap for years.