Dear Daniel (or whomever),
We went to Bard together, lo these many years ago. I doubt that you remember me–I was never as “memorable” as the renown Manus Pinkwater–but perhaps you remember my [then] girlfriend, Jane Rady, who has been my wife for 33+ years. I enjoy your contributions on NPR though I must confess Click and Clack, the tappet brothers, really float my boat. Happy Thanksgiving!
Matter of fact, I do remember you, and the lovely Jane Rady. You were more mature and sophisticated than the average stoodint, and she was too good for you. Should the brilliant college-bound visitors to this website consult with you before enrolling in institutions offering higher education?
