Joe Kirkman
Post #2309 – 20071027October 27, 2007
Who invented the bread twist tie, and in which year?
Daniel replies:
It seems to me that you know the answer, so I won't guess. Tell us.
Who invented the bread twist tie, and in which year?
It seems to me that you know the answer, so I won't guess. Tell us.
I just wanted to thank you for “Toothgnasher Superflash”. I have a three year old daughter and my wife and I switch off reading stories to her at night. “Toothgnasher Superflash” is a real joy to read aloud and over the last few months it has turned into quite a performance. My daughter enjoys acting out the dinosaur, elephant, turtle, and chicken and she knows most of the words by heart. As a parent I’ve been reading lots of children’s books lately and “Toothgnasher Superflash” is by far my favorite. Thank you so much.
Thank you! And while there's nothing wrong with it, it's not one of what I think of as my best picture books. You tried any of the others?
What do you suggest for food while reading your latest novel?
How many courses of food?
Final question: We don’t have a White Castle around here. Are their burgers okay?
I suggest a diet rich in whole grains, fresh vegetables, small amounts of lean meat, fish and poultry, and with no white flour, white rice, potatoes or sugar. White Castle hamburgers are also known, by those who like them, as belly-bombers and sliders. Draw your own conclusions, and don't mistake literary devices for actual preferences.
hi, um me and my class hav a project, reading your books. and i just wanna ask u if your gonna have lke scary, and crude/funny chator books comin out? so just let me no cause im a BIG fan!
from, evan sheeks
It's not for me to say about funny and scary.
Dear Mr. Pinkwater, My family listened to your book, “The Neddiad” on a recent trip from Indiana to Atlanta, GA, and it make the 8 hour drive fly by. Not only was the whole family ( ages 10 to 45) amused and enthralled by the tale we particularly liked having it read by you, with your dry humor and snappy dialog. It may have replaced “The Blue Moose” as our favorite. Please pass on to Jill that I loved “Mr Fred” and I am very glad that there is someone in the universe that likes 6th graders. Best Regards, Gabriel WoonKMWGA
Thank you! I am smiling. I hope you like THE YGGYSSEY, which I just handed in to the publisher. (Won't be out in book, or CD, form for about a year, but keep checking this site for possible sneak previews).
Where are the video clips of a dancing DMP?
Best available now is one of DMP and his dancing, (anyway dancy-walking), dog.
First, I am a big fan. Next, I recorded (probably illegally) your series “The Making of an Artist” from NPR in or around 1987. I have played it for hundreds of my students (probably illegally) around a campfire at 10,100′ in the White Mountains of California-Nevada. The problem is that I am missing chapter 6 (of 7). Is there any place on the planet where there is a recording (or even a transcript) of that series. I have tried NPR unsuccessfully. It is a masterpiece! It is essential to my teaching! I need that chapter! Any help would be GREATLY appreciated.
I think the whole series is in Hoboken Fish and Chicago Whistle, (or Chicago Fish and Hoboken Whistle..I can never remember), the combination of Fishwhistle, and Chicago Days, Hoboken Nights, available from Xlibris. Maybe you would like to compensate for your illegal recording by sending a copy to Webmaster Ed for possible presentation in a podcast we contemplate on this site. Thanks for your kind words.
I am looking at a crisp copy of the 1966 Bard Student Handbook and also at a yellowed set of Community Council minutes from November, 1964, which contains comments by Bud Hodgkinson about your work on the Handbook. Have you ever written about Bard in the 60’s?
You mean written fiction about Bard other than the Student Handbook which was fiction I co-wrote at the end of my freshman year? No. Out of respect for Leon Botstein, I thought I would wait until after he has died.
Congratulations! Your books have gone into TV reruns! Reading Rainbow has a reading of Tooth Nasher Superflash on PBS, which is presented from time to time–take today, for example. My son loves it. I love it. It would be cooler if you had read the book. But that’s a small complaint. Now we need Ken Burns to do a loving treatment of your writing career in twelve episodes, with closeups and slow pans of your letters to your agent.
Typical. From obscurity to reruns. It's been a great career so far.
My 7 year old son and I just visited the public library. He needed to read four books by the end of October. I have read “The Tooth Gnasher Superflash” to my other three boys and decided as a right of passage it was Noah’s turn. We sat and giggled through the entire book and nearly got in trouble. Thank you for entertaining all of my boys. I can’t wait to read it to my grandchildren.
And I just heard that book is on television sometimes!
Dear Daniel & Jill:
I moved to Rochester N.Y.,the home of Kodak.
With any luck, I could successfully train seagulls to carry mail.
Sincerely,
John Barry
Evil Genius
If you trained rabbits to carry mail it could be called ""Hare Mail.""
I finally decided my children are old enough(agee 11 and 7) for the responsibility of a peach pit of their own. Do you have any tips for the care and feeding of pet peach pits?
Sincerely,
Pauline
Yes, peach pits should be obtained from a reputable breeder. Consistency is paramount in training, also patience. It can take an incredibly long time to teach a peach pit its first trick.
I am writing to tell you that I have composed a song called “An Ode to Pink”, which includes bits of your speaking and other songs mixed together. How should I send it to you?
I think you’ll like it. Maybe you can even post it on your website!
This is a question the webmaster can answer, if anyone can.
Henrietta, send us your email address and we'll be in touch.
Myself? Not too much. It’s about my daughter. A never-a-thought-left-unspoken child. Raised abroad. Now brilliant as a high school teacher, spouse & mother, she has published a book “Jackie Tempo And The Emperor’s Seal” initially targeted for pre-teens but in my dotage I loved it too. Available in Borders, Barnes & Noble and local bookstores will order it too. How may I persuade you to read it? Could I send a copy to you? Thanks,
Sandro
ps…l pause whenever you are on my NPR station and have never been disappointed by your commentaries. Bravo.
Parents and (professional) publicists: Writing to me here is of no avail. I will look at all books duly sent to me by publishers, and some very few of those will fill the very few slots for books-for-review on the radio program.
Last weekend, I saw a documentary about Maxwell Street in Chicago. Needless to say, I am a Chicagoan and you are a former one. In this film, I swear I saw The Chicken Man. Most of the audience was older folks, many of them remember The Chicken Man. The film shows him taking off his hat and there is a chicken underneath it. He hypnotizes the chicken, seems a little odd- perhaps medically, and there is another scene with the police asking him to leave.
My question, of course is:
Is The Chicken Man from Lizard Music based on this guy? or his he purely a product of your imagination? It seems too coincidental to be conincidental.
Thanks,
your loyal reader,
Charles
Wait! The chicken man, sometimes known as Humphrey Popcorn, was a real person? That would account for the photograph I have! I had a friend who drove a cab and would see the chicken man in all parts of town, sometimes in a single day. He was convinced that the CM was an eccentric millionaire.