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Jeffrey Channing Wells

Post #2680 – 20110203

February 3, 2011

In preparation for making chili and cornbread to cushion the shock of a terrible blizzard, conversation naturally returned to the most sublime (in my mind) restaurant in the entire Pinkwater canon, the Bermuda Triangle Chili Parlor. I suddenly got deathly curious — does an analogue of this restaurant exist in our world? And what the heck is the proper recipe for Green Death Chili?

Daniel replies:

I regret that interstate commerce and public health regulations prevent my commenting on the topics you mention, except to say be very careful.



Jonathan Stern

Post #2679 – 20110201

February 1, 2011

DP,

Hi, I’ve been a big fan of your work for a long long time, since I’m about to turn 30 I guess that’s almost 30 years. My favorite book of yours is The Big Orange Splot. Its my go to gift for anyone I know who has recently had a child. In the fall I decided to show my love of the book and continue to aspire to be an individual in the face of conformity. I got a big orange splot tattoo. I wanted to show it to you, since your book has been so inspirational to me.

Thanks!

Daniel replies:

It's a nice job. Still I am uneasy when I hear that someone has had a tattoo inspired by something I wrote. (No, you're not the first). I am always afraid that one day the tattooed person will say, ""You know, that really wasn't such a great book after all,"" and there they are, illustrated.



Julianne Oktay

Post #2678 – 20110130

January 30, 2011

I remember hearing someone (I’m guessing it was you) tell a wonderful story on the radio (NPR) a few years back – I think it was on Superbowl Sunday, and you told a delightful story of a bored child who confused “Sunday” and “Sundae” and got out all the fixings – ice creams, bananas, etc, and then set everything up like a war of two teams (bananas vrs cherries?). It was so warm and sweet, and I wanted to have my daughter hear it (whose husband will be watching football). Is this something you remember or know how I could access a podcast of it?

Daniel replies:

Sorry, not me, and no idea about who, how, etc.



Roger Ramjet

Post #2676 – 20110128

January 28, 2011

Well, there are just too many letters on Dorbzeldge, even with dropping the vowels. I’m limited to 6 characters. Rats. I’ll scan Borgle for another useful and fun word to immortalize on my car. Although being thought of as Dr. Bzldge doesn’t sound that bad.

Daniel replies:

Just do not order ""ZZZZZZ"" on your license plate, lest you cause drivers following you to fall asleep at the wheel.



Roland Anderson

Post #2677 – 20110128

January 28, 2011

I was missing hearing your wonderful narration when I discovered the P-Zone site. Yes! I want to hear about the Afterlife Diet! I want to hear about Kellman in Africa again! Bagels in China! The Pompous Librarian who wouldn’t take books!

Alas! The links take me to NPR, where I can see them listed, but the audio IS NOT THERE. 🙁 Don’t you have some influential friends at NPR to make the sounds come back again?

Daniel replies:

If I had influence at NPR there are more important things than my old stuff I would want to have come back again. (I think some of the material you're looking for may be floating around this very website).



Mark A. Richman

Post #2675 – 20110126

January 26, 2011

C’mon folks…deliver’the salami’ door to door.

Does anyone other than DP “remember” the

Gyp Joint penny candy store just north of

Nettlehurst grammar school on Broadway?

My grandparents were

the old angry Jews that ran the place.

I have come to terms with the

actual ‘love/hate’ relationship between

the proprietors and their customers.

But, would love any photographs and especially

sweet memories of Richman School Supply.

Anybody ever get

a cold pop,

or Kayo,

out of that sliding door cooler?

(DP…any chance you can contact me?)

Daniel replies:

Well, as I recall, we tiny customers were obnoxious and annoying--but cute. So who wouldn't love/hate us? You are in effect in contact with me, in a sort of digital way.



R.J. Laaksonen

Post #2674 – 20110125

January 25, 2011

Hello, Mr. Pinkwater,

I found a previously unknown (to me) Pinkwater novel called Time Tourists at the U.K. Amazon. It turned out to be a retitled edition of Borgel, a favorite book, so I read it again and it still is great. A new thing I noticed is your dedication of the book to “Harlan Ellison, who tried to help.”

Although I have not read Ellison’s fiction, I know well his very energetic non-fiction, and his enthusiasm for Pinkwater, Gerald Kersh, R.A. Lafferty, and other fine authors. How exactly did he try to help you?

Daniel replies:

Harlan is a dear sweet man--much like a dear sweet komodo dragon. He only tries to help special people...and you have to be a special person to appreciate it. I don't know why the British edition has a different title. There is so much I don't understand.



Roger Ramjet

Post #2673 – 20110121

January 21, 2011

I ordered a vanity license plate for my car which says, drbzlge. I was thinking about he Dorbzeldge, but couldn’t fit it all on, so I dropped the vowels. I wonder if anyone will guess what it means as I’m driving down the mean streets of Toronto. BTW, do I owe you anything for using your word?

Rog.

Daniel replies:

No, they'll think you're Dr. Bzlge from some comparatively vowel-deprived country. You may be spared tickets in no-parking zones. No charge for the word, doctor.



Sarah

Post #2672 – 20110117

January 17, 2011

Hello Mr. Pinkwater!

I am a 7th grader in Oregon, and I love your style of writing! I

already have an A in all of the most advanced writing classes for 7th

graders, but I would still like to make it better.

What are your top 7 suggestions on how to become a better writer?

Thank you,

Sarah

Daniel replies:

1. Read a lot.

2. Read what you like.

3. Write a lot.

4. Like what you write.

5. Have fun.

6. Have fun.

7. Don't take advice too seriously.



Charles Bricker

Post #873 – 20110116

January 16, 2011

Something interesting occurred since last I wrote. I grew three inches vertically. I am the same weight as before but it is much more well proportioned and I look incredibly muscular and fit instead of fat.

Another thing of note…I am a fanatic about vegetable soup. I make it all the time and go to various markets to spend my allowance money on fresh vegetables. Lately I have found that arugula and parsnips add something to the quality of the soup.

Finally I met a young lady my age who is into yoga. We go to Lincoln Park on Sundays at 6 AM to do yoga. However this week she is out of town at a wedding so I decided to do the yoga at home.

I thank you so much for your advice and help.

PS Why do you treat the Chicago Dog with such veneration? I still do not get that. The things do no9t cause heart attacks or anything like that. They are simply beyond delicious.

Chucky-B

Daniel replies:

And yet, you do not seem to make the connection--your physical transformation, and the fact that the hot dogs have not caused your heart to attack you, both obviously from your consumption of vegetable soup. The young lady you only see doing yoga in the park may be a supernatural being, or vegetable-soup-spirit, protecting you from the hot dogs. Parsnips, eh? I will look into it.



Nathaniel S. Rounds

Post #872 – 20110114

January 14, 2011

I was reading “Bob Dylan: Writings 1968-2010” by Greil Marcus and he describes a visit to Dylan’s high school in Hibbing, Minnesota. Then he mentions your use of the description “heroic realism” in “Young Adults”. So if you want to really appreciate Dylan, it seems you have to appreciate Pinkwater.

Daniel replies:

Well, you don't _have_ to.



caius sztuk

Post #871 – 20110103

January 3, 2011

Dear Daniel Pinkwater

I love all the books you have written and I wonder where you get you`re ideas,I hope to someday read all of you`re books.i`ll probably finish all you`re books by the time i`m 20(with many books in between)and i`m only 11.

sincerely,Caius Sztuk.

Daniel replies:

I am not planning to finish all my books until you are roughly 30. Since you are not one of these maniacs who just reads one author, I may be able to keep ahead of you...for a while. (No offense to those maniacs who only read my stuff--I love you, of course).



Nichelle

Post #2671 – 20101230

December 30, 2010

First of all, I don’t usually send letters to people I don’t know. The last time I did so, it was to the manager of my local grocery store and it was because they stocked the back care and back pain items on the bottom shelf. (I believe I opened with “Is this some kind of sick joke?”)

For you, a friendlier message. I have loved your books since I was a teenager in a library book review group in Spokane, WA. We received a review copy of The Muffin Fiend, read it, loved it, and gave it the Golden Pen Award for Mystery. I’ve been hooked ever since.

Anyway, thanks for doing what you do. Books got me through my gawky, nerdy, goofy teen years and turned me into a less gawky and much nerdier and goofier adult. I’m pretty satisfied with the results. I had great parents- a couple of them were the usual biological ones, but some were the kind that taught me through storytelling how to live and be me. You are one of those, and I think that’s pretty cool.

Daniel replies:

I was the one who stocked the back care and back pain products on the bottom shelf. Can you forgive me? Think of the nice books I wrote after I got out of the sick joke business. Good for you for using books the right way, (although use as doorstops and for pressing flowers are good too)



Yael

Post #2670 – 20101217

December 17, 2010

Dear Mr. Pinkwater,

I would like to thank you for all of your wonderful stories. My favorite has always been “The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death.” I think reading it during my formative years had quite an effect on me. Fourteen years and many rereadings later, and I’m still emulating Rat. Except for the hair. I don’t have the right skin coloring for green-tinged blonde.

Anyway, every time I eat an avocado, I send out a little mental thank you to you. I figured I would send one in writing as well!

Best wishes,

Yael

Daniel replies:

Everyone who reads your post will be wondering, ""What IS the right skin coloring for green-tinged blonde?"" Thanks for liking stuff I wrote. I hope that includes the recent novels--I think I'm starting to get a technique together.



Matt Fontaine

Post #2669 – 20101214

December 14, 2010

Hi Mr. Pinkwater,

I’ve been a fan since I was a kid, but “The Neddiad” blew me away–it was gorgeous and silly and reverent and magical all at the same time. My kids are fans, too–I started reading “Lizard Music” to my 4-year-old and he made me finish it in its entirety in one sitting, and “Borgel” is now his standard night-time fare on the iPod when he needs extended storytime. His younger brother takes his inspiration from Irving and Muktuk. Your fans (and Jill’s, of course) will outlive us all.

Anyway, I just want to know how you fit 12-15 vegetables in a soup? I’ve never been able to get past 8. Would you be willing share a favorite recipe? I think a Pinkwater family cookbook would be a hoot. Thanks for all that you have created over the years.

Daniel replies:

Thanks for the kind words. Soup: I go to the produce section, the one at the good market. I select: a green pepper, a red pepper, a yellow pepper, an orange pepper, one or two of those curly gnarly peppers, a couple little hot peppers. Then I take a little handful of snow peas, a little handful of sugar peas, same thing with string beans, 3 or 4 nice tomatoes, a zucchini or two, some white button mushrooms, some crimini mushrooms, some shitake mushrooms, a leek, some swiss chard, or kale, or spinach, or some other greens, some little baby carrots, celery dill, parsley, garlic. How many is that? Then I get some chicken backs or other chicken parts. Sometimes I get those boxes of chicken broth to make the broth brothier. Jill throws the chicken backs into water or boxed broth with some celery and carrots, and cooks that up. Then she strains out the chicken bones and exhausted carrots and celery, and we dump in all the veggies, which have been cut up. Usually Jill dumps a ladleful of fancy spaghetti sauce in too. Soup! We eat it day after day, and then we make more. I don't understand your inability to get past 8 vegetables, unless like me you have dyscalcula. Maybe you can have someone else count? Not only does this soup taste good, not only is it spectacularly nutritious, it is also cheap, feeds the two of us for a whole week, and means we can prepare a meal in 5 minutes, (heating and making some nice toast). It is also addictive, which means that far from getting tired of it, one craves it. I think I have explained this before on this very website. (Webmaster Ed, please note--perhaps this should be permanently posted for the convenience of other gourmets).



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