Larry Tuxbury

December 1, 2004

Mr. Pinkwater,

While I was recently re-reading “The Hoboken Chicken Emergency,” I noticed that you included an illustration of the giant chicken looking out the window of a tall building.

It reminded me of what I think may have been a scene from the original “Nosferatu” film, where we see Count Orlock standing at the window from the outside of a large building, looking out at his next victim’s house.

Do you remember if that was the inspiration for your illustration?

Amy

November 30, 2004

I haven’t seen the new book (W & the W’s) you talked about on the Saturday NPR show, but I don’t see how it could be better than the one I grew up with. I don’t remember the illustrator’s name but the pix were wonderful-sweet but not sickening, beautiful, but not too precious). It made me sad that you only knew Disney as a child and didn’t discover the real thing until you were an adult because it’s one of those books that a child can get completely lost in. I remember as a child weeping for Mole (my favorite); I can’t remember exactly why, but Ratty had somehow inadvertently hurt his feelings. Everyone but me seems to like Toad the best, but he annoyed me to no end. Do you think he was manic-depressive? If Lithium had been around then, what would have happened to the gang? May I suggest some other books you may not know that were also magic for me as a child? There was a boy’s series called “Secretary Hawkins” about a group of boys, circa 1930, who had a clubhouse in an old houseboat on the Licking River in Northern Ky. The books are the notes of the secretary of the Club, a chubby boy named Hawkins, who is the wisest, kindest and most centered person in the world. One of the enduring themes is the ongoing battle with the Pelham gang across the River. Even as a girl growing up in the 1960’s, I could become completely immersed in this secret world where kids were left to their imaginations, where adults seldom intruded and they were free to have these wonderful adventures in which lives were regularly put in jeopardy. One of the details that intrigued me was that the club had a choir, a boy choirmaster with the voice of an angel and there was an organ on the house boat that he would play. I’m getting choked up just thinking about it as if I was one of them. OK, I’m getting carried away: the other ones (books) are “The Wooden Doll” one of those small books (like a Beatrix Potter) with more words than pictures, but what a sad, wonderful story about a little wooden doll who was loved and abandonned (kind of like Velveteen Rabbit) and who is refurbished and rehabilitated by some friends among whom are a spider and a moth. (This made me overcome my pathological fear of Miller moths).Another is the “Country Bunny and the Golden Shoes”, more of a picture book, but OH the pictures! Piles of painted eggs in a castle!. The most amazing shade of pink on the cover. Really, the pictures were printed in, I think, just four colors but the pictures were fantastical anyway. The basic story is that the Easter Bunny-a big white long-legged thing is getting too old to deliver eggs so the council of bunnies has to pick a new one and of course it’s always a guy. This little brown girl bunnie with 12 babies goes to audition and at first they all laugh at her–I won’t spoil it for you. but, anyway, my mother read this to us as kids and then I read it myself a million times. When I read it to my own kids, years later I realized what a feminist treatise it was and I’ll bet if it had been written in 1975 people would have rejected it as heavy handed propaganda. But it’s not;it’s magic and beautiful. And I think you’re Jewish so maybe the whole Easter bunny thing doesn’t resonate with you like it did with me because you didn’t have those memories of colored eggs and candy eggs and baskets, etc. but please give it a try. I’m babbling because I realized you were like me-probably the flashlight under the covers- reading kind of kid and I know so few. One of my boys is- he’s 23- and the other is dyslexic-and when I finally realized the implications for him, I wept. Those experiences of being utterly transported by a book are rare as an adult — the last time was with Bleak House and that’s probaby been almost 20 years (I’m 51). Why is that? I read so much non-fiction-but since the horrible election I’ve sworn off political books and I’m back into literature, but alas, unlike you I can’t get my real high from kids’books anymore. Sorry for the blathering, but I meet so few kindred spirits.If I write again I’ll be brief and just append a list, XXX to you, your wife and your dog.

Amy

Seneca Holland

November 29, 2004

Mr. Pinkwater,

I was wondering if any audio files such as Cd’s or cassettes existed for the Blue Moose Tales (Moosepire, Return of the Moose, and Blue Moose)? If so where might I be able to find such files in time for Christmas? I have 5 younger siblings all from Maine who will find a blue moose who serves chowder hilarious. Thank-you for your time.

Susie

November 28, 2004

Dear Daniel,

Your response to our comments of November 22 were greatly appreciated and I (Susie) am thrilled to have finally written to an author. Since you seem to actually read your e-mail yourself I wonder if 1) you would confirm our assumption about “Wampires” from the taped series “One people, many stories”, 2) really listen to the audiocassette of “Bunnicula” (or at least part of it) and 3) let me know when you talk on NPR. We get the programs broadcast from Vermont and I’ve often heard Fresh Air interviews of musicians and various performing artists. By the way, I’m a strong believer in the value of reading aloud way past the age when a child is able to read on his own and clearly remember being read aloud The Good Earth by Pearl S. Buck by our Grade 6 teacher in the advanced reading class. The single most positive practice I have offered my children is the ability to enjoy “listening tapes” which are so far superior to watching. Thank you once again for responding to our queries and comments. (Do you really have the time to do this?)

Susie (anonymous is in bed!)

Ted Sarich

November 25, 2004

Dear Mr. Pinkwater:

As a boy, I read many of your books and was particularly taken by Alan Mendelson, Boy From Mars. I was wondering if there was ever any effort to have the book made into a movie.

Thank you for inspiring me. I hope to read your stories to my own children someday.

Sincerley,

Edward P. Sarich

Jane

November 24, 2004

Dear Daniel,

I just remembered how much happier I feel after hearing any of your npr pieces- your comments and your voice are so delicious, reminds me of eating a good baked custard rich, but not mushy or shmushy. A web search for your audio material brought me to this site.

Daniel, I am in serious need of giggle/smile therapy to help combat the blues I’m in trying to learn to teach science in an inner city high school. I built a wall around the inner me making it hard for me to be in the frame of mind to perceive humor in situations around me or even in more humorous media. I am overwhelmed by work and have all but neglected family chores, my own life, my husband.

Here is my wish list:

1. Please publish your npr pieces and other story tellings you’ve done so I can treat myself en route to work, during my lunch break, and on the way home. I feel if I can get in the habit of laughing again, I can learn not to take my job, the students, and myself so seriously. When I am worn/stressed out it is hard to get me to read anything, but I will listen. Help me Obi-wan Kinobe, you may be my only hope….

I’m getting your latest chicken book (audio and print- for the illustrations) & the abridged audio of The HoChEm-is this the only available audio version?- so I can get started on something.

2. I hope as you are sitting around with nothing to do you will consider recording what you or your designee feel are your most clever 18 or 36 (chai or 2chai) stories. Some writers spend such energy birthing their work that they do not want to go back to earlier works and spend more time reading them. I will understand if this applies to you. If this applies to you, you may be able to reach a whole generation of nonreaders, then by continuing to produce audio and paper production of your future works. Many urban kids don’t have someone to read to them at home and I want them to get to know your characters.

3. …and while you’re at it Oh, maybe we could get you cartoon break spots on Saturday morning TV reading a chapter of a book!! Uh oh, I like this one! I’m gonna write Oprah and Bill Cosby, but you’d probably be able to get an audience with them before my email is even read by a staff person. I’d get in the habit of turning the tube on again if you did this one.

My mom (88 yrs old ) would love your stuff, but I’ve not known her to read for pleasure. I was now going to say that there are many literate nonreaders in the Black community at large who read for info (newspaper, want-ads, sale ads, glossy magazines), not for pleasure, but according to a July ’04 report it is, apparently, a national issue. See

Thank you for your contributions to literature and humor.

jane

Susie and Anonymous

November 22, 2004

Dear Mr. Pinkwater,

I was in our local library in Montreal, Canada, searching for some good audio cassettes for my 10-year-old son when your reading of “Borgel” caught my eye. Not really knowing what to expect you can’t imagine our delight upon listening to (alas) the excerpts of this hilarious book. In fact, we were immediately able to recognize your voice as we have a series of taped Jewish stories for children (One People Many Stories) where we must assume you read and perhaps authored “Wampires” since we heard you say “Sunny boy” with your inimitable accent from The Old Country. We are now reading aloud the remaining chapters of “Borgel” but I do a lousy impression of an old Jewish person (even though we have a few family members who belong in this category).

We are writing this note of appreciation for your zany sense of humour as well as to strongly recommend to you to listen to the very comical children’s story (but funny for grown-ups too) by James and Debra Howe entitled ” Bunnicula” and read by (my favourite Borscht-belt comedian) Lou Jacobi. It is priceless and we know you”ll appreciate Howe’s sense of humour.

This is the first time we have EVER written to an author and we sincerely hope you get this message and hope you will let us know if you get the tape of “Bunnicula”.

With lots of warm feelings, Susie and anonymous

Steven J DeYoung

November 21, 2004

Am I the only person who has recurring dreams of being flipped on an enormous griddle until I am a nice golden brown? Grilled cheese remorse?

Brad Sondahl

November 18, 2004

DEAR MR. PINKWATER AS WIFE TO NIGERIAN STRONG MAN DICTATOR FOR LIFE DUAH WAH-DIDDY IT WAS MY DUTY TO PREPARE THE DAILY GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH FOR HIS EVIL WHIMS. IMAGINE MY CHAGRIN ONE DAY WHEN I DISCOVERED AN IMAGE OF THE VIRGIN MARY APPEARING ON THE SANDWICH. “IF MY HUSBAND SEES THIS HE’LL SHAKE HIS SANDALS AT ME,” I THOUGHT.

I MUST SEND THE SANDWICH SOMEWHERE IT WILL BE APPRECIATED. I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF YOU. IF YOU WILL SEND ME YOUR BANK ROUTING NUMBER I WILL MAKE SURE THE SANDWICH ARRIVES IN GOOD CONDITION. THIS SANDWICH IS KNOWN TO HAVE MIRACULOUS POWERS. SINCE I MADE THE SANDWICH AND STARTED SENDING THESE EMAILS, I HAVE RECEIVED MANY INTERESTING OFFERS FROM PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD.

Mazeltov

Brad Sondahl

Leonard

November 18, 2004

Happy Birthday (+ 3 days) to Daniel

Fran Koliner

November 17, 2004

Dear Daniel,

Is there any possibility of putting the (OR some) Chinwag theatre on CD? I would buy it in quick minute. How is the Chinwag Theatre stored and is it where now?

Larry Tuxbury

November 17, 2004

Just finished [Looking for Bobowicz] and I loved it.

A question for the ages has finally been answered:

What happens when one of the independent little children from a Pinkwater book grows up?

The answer? He becomes one of the weird adults that populate the fringes Pinkwater’s fictional world!

And thank God for that.

Leslie

November 17, 2004

Hey Daniel, I’m writing to let you know I love you. (I’m not a stalker, just a delicately balanced librarian.) I think that you are one of the most underrated authors of my lifetime. Maybe one day you will get the recognition you so richly deserve. Until then, I wanted to let you know that there is someone out there devouring your books and making sure that kids far and wide have the pleasure of reading your stories.

Scott Sperry

November 16, 2004

Hi Mr. Pinkwater,

We again celebrated your birthday with a week long tribute to the books we have of yours in our library collection. I would like to know as well as the kids, is there a sequel to Mush, Dog from Space, in the works. The kids as well as myself would like to hear more about Mush and her journey to earth.

Belated Happy Birthday!!!!

Scott Sperry

Media Specialist

Silverthorne Elementary

Silverthorne, CO

Leilani Ruesink

November 15, 2004

Happy Birthday, Greatheart. Can you tell me why my students keep stealing my copies of Lizard Music? (You don’t have to tell me why I keep buying them.) I once looked for you, looked up and down the streets for you, but all I found were Eleanor’s knitting needles. They were cool, too. With great admiration and appreciation for your lifetime of good work