Clarification about a confusing question

Source: Ross and Burbank

Date: 2012-04-23

We now have a little clarification on an absurd standardized test question we reported on last Friday. Turns out, the crazy riddle involving a hare and a pineapple was a bastardized version of a story by celebrated children’s author Daniel Pinkwater. We talk to Pinkwater about the story, then he promises to not talk about it ever, ever again.