Middles Green

October 25, 1999

Dear Mr. Pinkwater

Here is a photo of the chicken we are creating. It will soon start eating pennies until it weighs 266 pounds. But we have to paint it first.

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Isn't it against nature to create a chicken? Remember what happened to Dr. Frankenchicken! Be careful. That chicken already looks as though it might start walking around on its own.