If you eat all the stuff I write about you will probably die. The guy with the Chicago-style hot dog stand He ate what he sold. I have eaten maybe a total of 50 of the things in my whole life, and when I lived in Chicago, fewer than a dozen. Here is a good sandwich that will not cause your death:
- Tofu Pup (tm), or any soy-vegetarian hot dog, grilled.
- Slice of kosher, half-sour, or deli-pickle
- Slices of nice tomato
- Red onion, slices or chopped
- Mustard AND catsup
- Celery salt
Assemble and eat