Christel Gause

I need your advice. My boyfriend’s cat climbs around on my head all day. When I try to remove him, he digs in claws and causes much blood loss and pain. He also eats all my food before I can. What should I do? Kill the cat and tell my boyfriend it was an accident? Get a bigger, meaner cat to do the job for me? Wear a suit of armour in the house? I’ve run out of ideas.