January 5, 1999

Post #793 – 19990105

I am a girl, and I want to join the Wild Dada Ducketts. I know a little about the art movement. Basically, it’s the art of shocking people. Where do I sign up?

Daniel replies:

You just did. Congratulations, duckette, Oovniki. Now, force your local public radio station to carry my program, Chinwag Theater. (If they carry it already, send daily fan mail praising it).

Your official Duckette badge will be issued when you have proven yourself worthy.