Hans Learsi

June 27, 2012

Post #3034 – 20120627

While driving my Volvo c303 in my full Ottoman Chief regalia in New Jersey yesterday,
I saw a newspaper stand and stopped for a moment and couldn't help but notice how much the avocado crisis of 1989 is still having an emotional impact on today's politics. Which naturally begs the question: When choosing tube socks for a formal event such as a wedding,
should the male guest choose blue stripes on white or the other way around? It's jsust killing me, if you follow.

Daniel replies:

In today's enlightened fashion climate socks at a wedding are optional, (except for the rabbi, if one is officiating).  I would look for vertical striped tube socks for the slimming effect.