Daniel replies:
Of course I know exactly what is in Green Death Chili, and prepare it for friends on Bastille Day, the anniversary of the San Francisco earthquake, and during lunar eclipses--but I am forbidden by oath to post the recipe, or even write it down on paper. If you are a person of good character, and would care to meet me in the parking lot of the deserted muffler shop on a moonless night, I could administer the oath and tell you the ingredients.