Your Future Best Buddy

October 20, 2010

Post #2648 – 20101020

hey Daniel, if i go to Bard College, will you be my best buddy?

Daniel replies:

No, because if you go to Bard College you will be infested with lice, a wide range of virii, and reek horribly because of the unhealthy and unsanitary food served there. Also, after being there for a little while you will become aggressively anti-social and will not have any buddies at all. Good school otherwise.