I attempted to render this message using the Google translator--however it does not yet have an Senile Glossolalia-to-English feature. I did, however, have better luck with my 1948 Captain Midnight Secret Squadron decoder badge. Readers in possession of that decrypting tool, and particularly those with an interest in Abnormal Psychology will find the text of interest. (I regret I can't post the plain-language version here, in deference to the sensibilities of the number of children and child-like adults who attend this forum.) Notwithstanding, it is always an honor to hear from such a distinguished short story-writer.