July 18, 2007

Post #2263 – 20070718

If space weren’t like an elliptical bagel with poppy seeds, but more like an onion bagel with cream cheese, tomato slices, some red onions, lots of nova lox, some chives, and maybe a caper or two, where would Brazil be? I live in Brazil, and there are no decent bagels here.

Daniel replies:

I don't know what you're waiting for. All you have to do is acquire the secrets of bagelry, raise some modest capital, and you can become the bagel baron of Brazil. You can have great wealth, and be a benefactor of humanity, not to mention having something good to munch at breakfast-time. So, I advise you to leave off the philosophical speculation, and think more about concrete [sic] things you can spread with cream cheese.