Daniel replies:
Not a book of mine--and I would know, being omniscient.
Esteemed Guru nay GOD! Mr.Pinkwater I bow to your superior (I’m thinking thinking oh well I tried) skill at funnying it up,
About 3 years ago there was an ad for one of your books == at least I thought it was for one of your books, the subject of which was one Fifi. This ad sported 2 dog cartoons, one of a vampy canine bitch and the other a weener dog.
I have been searching high and low for a copy of this ad which had me peeing in my pants for about a month.
Can you please help????
Sincerely,
Donna S Chornyy
Not a book of mine--and I would know, being omniscient.