Stefan Jones

May 5, 2000

Post #1117 – 20000505

Dear Captain Pinkwater:

Are you moonlighting for MSNBC?

Last night they ran a story titled:

“Telescope spots huge space bone”

This sounds like a set-up for a Daniel Pinkwater story. Perhaps the giant, metallic, dog-bone-shaped astroid NASA spotted is in fact a generation starship from Mush the space malemute’s homeworld.


Stefan Jones

Daniel replies:

I knew it!!!!! Soon, they will be here.