Aaron Zorn

May 1, 2000

I saw a bumper sticker I think you’ll like, it said:

FAT* PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP

🙂 sincerely, Aaron Zorn

*(or handsome, as the case may be.) 😉

From the mouths of bumpers comes wisdom. Continue your cultural researches, Aaron Zorn. You have greatness in you!