Pippa Holloway

January 1, 1997

Post #620 – 19970101

Dear Mr. Pinkwater:

I have finally located Chef Chow’s Hot and Spicy Oil. I always suspected it really exists. Now, how much of this stuff do I have to eat before I start seeing the lizard bands on TV?

Daniel replies:

You aren't supposed to take that stuff internally! You're supposed to sprinkle it on your family altar to Ganesha, or Mr. Spock, or Janis Joplin, or whoever. Hope this hasn't reached you too late. _Eat_ Chef Chow's Hot and Spicy Oil? What next?