Daniel replies:
It is not that shoelaces are too long. Manufacturers are skimping on eyelets to save money and bilk the customer.
Shoe laces. They're way too long. Something has to be done. And who else but you can do it? Shoes as we know them will go the way of the lava lamp. I failed the robot test!, too!
It is not that shoelaces are too long. Manufacturers are skimping on eyelets to save money and bilk the customer.