Daniel replies:
But chicken and avocado go so well together!
Dear Daniel Pinkwater,
I am writing you to let you know how much my family and I enjoy your books. Or, to be more specific, we enjoy ‘Lizard Music’, ‘The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death’, and ‘Fat Men From Space’. I have considered snarking out myself, but as there is no movie theater close enough, I don’t think it would be a proper snark.
Anyways, I just wanted to say that I enjoy your books, and hope you live the rest of your life without avocado’s and with plenty of chickens.
Sincerely,
Livia R. Langley
But chicken and avocado go so well together!