Daniel replies:

More people who imagine/pretend they are related to me. It used to be the royal family of Russia. Ok, you may continue to claim you are my great-nephew and great-niece. The voices we use for animals in our household? Is that what you're asking? You imagine that we do...like...cartoon voices for the animals? And they're trained to work their jaws while we talk for them? Is that what you believe? I deny everything. I will only say this: No animal that lives here would participate is such a stunt. It would be beneath their dignity. They speak for themselves. We talk to them in English. And I started to teach Lulu to read using flash cards, but she was making too much progress, and I decided maybe it was a bad idea.